10 Good King Wenceslas（圣诞版）

儿歌名称：10 Good King Wenceslas（圣诞版）
歌词：
飞哥与小佛 圣诞版歌曲
[00:06.02]Baljeet: Good King Wenceslas looked out
[00:07.68]On the feast of Stephen...
[00:09.89]Buford: Sorry I'm late. I was busy doin' some rewrites.
[00:12.99]Baljeet: Rewrites?
[00:14.15]Buford: I've highlighted your parts. Now sing along.
[00:17.53]Buford: Santa Claus and all his elves
[00:19.74]Are making gifts for Buford
[00:22.17]Baljeet: I don't think that's how it goes
[00:24.54]Buford: Nobody's askin' you, nerd
[00:27.29]Baljeet: Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song.
[00:30.06]You're ignoring the historical context.
[00:31.68]King Wenceslas was a great man.
[00:33.91]You have no idea what this song is about!
[00:36.38]Buford: I know all about this song.
[00:39.15]Buford: The words were by an English guy
[00:41.27]The music, Scandinavian
[00:43.82]Wenceslas was five-foot-six
[00:46.10]He kept his face unshaven
[00:48.52]Though just a duke throughout his life
[00:50.84]He always ruled so justly
[00:53.33]His kingly title was conferred
[00:55.67]Upon him posthumously
[00:58.22]Baljeet: Well, I stand corrected.
[01:00.12]You seem to have a lot of information.
[01:01.64]But if you know so much about it,
[01:03.37]why do you not sing the original song?
[01:05.50]Buford: I like my version better. It's about me!
[01:08.02]Buford: Buford should get lots of gifts
[01:10.01]Every Christmas season
[01:12.44]When I see presents just for me
[01:14.70]It always is so pleasin'
[01:17.22]That is why I changed the words
[01:19.71]To make the song more edgy
[01:22.09]If you don't like the way I sing
[01:24.45]You'll get a Christmas wedgie
[01:26.98]Baljeet: Oh, it's lovely.
[01:28.88]You're a veritable Oscar Hammerstein the Second,
[01:31.19]or uh...oh, well, at least it's over!